The Norwegian RK1 do it for me in ways that girls can’t.

I wouldn’t stretch as far as saying they do it for me in ways that Emma Watson could, but if it was the choice between watching Stale Sandbech, Len Jorgensen, Aleks Ostreng and Olav Stubberd (filmer) proveribially ‘reducto’-ing every park they ride and ‘diffindo’-ing Emma’s undergarments, it’d be a tough choice.

Team this crew’s insane talent in a park with some guest appearences from Torgeir Bergrem, Ulrik Badetscher, Kevin Backstrom and even (occasionally) Steve-O of Jackass fame, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a cocktail.

(Oh and Emma baby, if you’re reading this, it’s a barefaced lie. It’d be you every time babe. Every time.)