For some reason, wearing shoes indoors in Hawaii is the most disrespectful act you can perpetrate on the Islands.

In fact in terms of crimes against humanity, it lies just above having sex with your sister and drowning children.

Only last year, a senior Go Pro executive made the mistake of wearing his shoes into the Volcom House. His penalty? Ten new cameras to the boys in the house.

Other rules to remember – never to drive too fast in the side streets (people have been dragged out of cars and taught that lesson) and never surf the break of Velzyland.

There are many others, but if you remember those three, you should be sweet.