1) Cold Wetsuits
Look at the pain in this man’s face. He wants to start surfing, but he’s still getting over the pain of putting on his cold, wet wetsuit on a winter beach in North Wales. We feel you, man.
Look at the pain in this man’s face. He wants to start surfing, but he’s still getting over the pain of putting on his cold, wet wetsuit on a winter beach in North Wales. We feel you, man.
The surf report says it’s going to be big. The surf report says it’s going to be clean. The surf report says it’s going to amazing. You get there, and it’s pancake city. The surf report lied.
We get a mix of feelings when we see little kids ripping through the line up. One feeling is joy at such a wonderful example of the freedom and inclusivity of surfing. The other feelings are jealousy, anger and disappointment, we’ve been in the green waves longer than they’ve been alive. Sigh.
Yeah, yeh, we know. It happens to us all. But it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing or the feeling of being hit in the face with whitewater any less painful.
Most surfers were probably in one of these classes at some point but once they’ve graduated to the line up, it becomes clear how annoying surf schools are.
Got your perfect wave? Enjoy it while it lasts, you’re heading straight towards a stag party in matching purple rash vests still trying to get on their board…
Why does a decent surfboard have to cost so much?! You will look at your dream board for months on end, wondering how much you really need that savings account…
Surfers like to think of themselves and pretty liberal, laid back folk. That’s until it come to bodyboarders. Don’t get them started on bodyboarders.
When you pull off a duck dive you look like a solid gold pro. When you f*ck it up you look like a clumsy seal, flailing in the water. Bad times.
Or more specifically, people who don’t know them. Don’t drop in on people, don’t snake, keep hold of your board and know where to sit in the line up. Come on kooks!
All your mates are running into the perfect, perfect waves. Meanwhile, you’re discussing last night’s Gogglebox with Barbara from accounts.
The worst day in a surfer’s summer. It’s ok, you can grieve.
Annoying. Inevitable. Pretty damn painful.
You’re not fooling anyone RiRi.
Damnit, Hemsworths… Is there anything you can’t do?
The surf’s always good in Hawaii… Unfortunately, you live in Doncaster.
It doesn’t matter how much sunblock you put on, you always finish the day looking like a lobster (even when it’s cloudy).
Just sharks. Always sharks.
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