5. You know the price of beer in Australia, France, Portugal and Cornwall…

6. Morocco means more to you than tagine, camels and souks…

7. The two photos you never delete from your phone – apart from your dog and other half – is your proudest moment

8. You refer to certain people by their first names, even though you’ve never met them. Despite the fact your non-surfer mates have no idea who Kelly, Steph or John John are…

13. You are the first person wearing shorts in the spring

14. And you are the one who can open a beer with your flip flop…

15. You are obsessed with avoiding using plastic bags and bottles

16. Your choice of car revolves around whether you’ll be able to fit your surfboard inside or not

17. To you, a honeymoon looks like this…

18. Not this…

19. You have a degree-standard knowledge of meteorology despite never having opened a book…

20. You think peeing on yourself is totally normal behaviour

21. You have a tendency to get up at 5am and stare out the window…

22. You can always pick out the surfer in the crowd….

23. And give them a nod. Because, you know, they get it.

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