Straight outta Dogtown and hitching his way to Mavericks in California, Kai became a viral superstar after hatcheting a delusional Jesus-freak to death.

He was revealed shortly after to be suffering some serious mental issues of his own. Talk about delusional, the guy was planning on surfing Mavs on a mini-mal.

Still, his keen sense of cosmic justice was a glowing endorsement of surf culture. Reduced to our bare humanity by the daily humblings of the ocean, there’s a certain clarity to us that policy makers and law enforcers often lack.

You sexually assault someone, as Kai alleges of the New Jersey lawyer he’d killed a few months earlier, you die. You proclaim your omnipotence before burying your car into pedestrians, smash-smash-SUHMASH!