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Everyone Knows Pro Surfers Hook Up With Hotties. But I Bet You Didn’t Know They Were This Hot…

Just imagine the offspring this lot could produce

Makes sense, equal godlike perfection

Gold Coast surfer Jack Freestone, more frequently known as Alana Blanchard’s boyfriend, is a former World Junior champion and recognised as one of Australia’s most likely surfers to the make the elite World Tour.

“They are surfing’s equivalent of Posh and Becks”

In 2012 he started dating Hawaiian Blanchard, infuriating her 800,000 plus social media fans, posting photos of the two very much in love.

They are surfing’s equivalent to Posh and Becks. God help the human race if they ever decide to have offspring and populate the earth with genetically superior surfers who will take over the world through Facebook, or its 2030 equivalent.

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