You Should Really Know What Do Your Boardshorts Say About You…

People will probably judge you by what you wear...

Photo: Hurley

There aren’t many who would spend £140 on a pair of boardies. Apart from The Big Shot.

He is likely to be a banker, Russian oligarch or both. The Big Shot will turn up at the beach  in his convertible Porsche with a personalised number plate and toothpick board sticking out the back seat.

He’ll flaunt the most expensive boardies on the planet, explaining how important revolutionary the “re-engineered minimal fly closure” is, before inviting you to check out his abs.


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