You Should Really Know What Do Your Boardshorts Say About You…

People will probably judge you by what you wear...

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Super tight, short and brightly coloured, The Essex Lad is more likely to be seen posing in these on the beach than anywhere near the water.

He likes the idea of surfing, but can never quite commit to getting his hair wet or ultimately, the humiliating process that is learning to surf. You’ll mainly find him lathering his torso with tanning oil and flexing his biceps for the ladies.


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