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23 Ridiculous Photos From The “That Looks Like a Dick” Instagram Account

Highlights from the preposterous account with over 300,000 followers...

Instagram is a strange place. The internet is a strange place. Earth is a strange place, and the humans that inhabit it are incredibly strange.

We’ve already looked at some of the most disgusting passenger fails ever featured on Instagram, and shown you some of the weirdest things ever confiscated at airport security, because apparently, just looking at sick action sports and adventure shots on the Mpora Instagram account isn’t enough for you all. You need topless, hairy plane passengers, confiscated smoke grenades, and, seemingly, stuff that looks like dicks to keep you entertained.

Well, they say the customer is always right, so, being the public servant that we are, Mpora has gathered together some of the ‘best’ examples of outdoor posts from the ‘That Looks Like a Dick’ Instagram account for your viewing pleasure.

Okay, so this is a weird post. But ‘That Looks Like a Dick’ is a strange Instagram account, and it’s got well over 300,000 followers.

Think about that for a moment. Over 300,000 people look at their phones every morning in the hope of seeing a picture of something that isn’t a human penis, but which looks mildly like one. It’s because of those kind of people that this post exists. So, without further ado…

1) These Things

 

 

2) This Turtle

 

Exotic specimen courtesy of @blackmagicrollercoaster .

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

3) This Saddle

 

Submitted by @the_family_jules . #hoponthesaddle #spandicks #tour_de_pants

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

4) This Mushroom

 

A real fun guy.

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

5) Oh God

 

Joint submission by @brocwilson & @the_family_jules .

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

6) Sky Rockets in Flight

 

#space_ship_dickscovery #thrusters_engorged #escapetothepenisplanet

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

7) Afternoon Delight

 

@nickywicky's second selection from China's deep gorge. Mao ze Dong's final view.

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

8) This Misfortune

 

9) This Cat Knows

 

@chezsmith 's cat ponders Schrödinger's more controversial thought experiments. Submitted by @chezsmith.

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

10) Scarred For Life

 

RAWR WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT!? Submitted by @destroyorbison

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

11) HA!

 

12) Seasonal Treat

 

 

13) These Fireworks

 

Thank you for making 2013 a phenominal year. Feel free to rant, complain or share stories here. Be safe.

A video posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

14) That Trunk

 

"OMG guys! Eat these! It's happening again!!!" Submitted by @emerlo4

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

15) This Ill-Timed Photo

 

 

16) This Cat Tail

 

Chuckles just knew he was the fanciest fucking cat on the block. Submitted by @thatchevgirl #schlong_haired_domestic

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

17) This Absolutely Should Not Be A Thing

 

THIS is the gentrification we were warned about : ( . Submitted first by @brianawitan

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

18) The Most Inappropriate Sun of All Time

 

Just whistlin' dicks, see?

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

19) We’ve Gone So Off-Topic Here

 

Come into my office. #eames Submitted to reddit by CriesWhenEjaculates & @jennifersinski .

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

20) Natural Wonders

 

 

21) Someone Has To Tell Her

 

22) “Downpoars”

 

New Jersey's latest vein-laden jock arrives. Submitted by many, thank you! #BostonDparty

A photo posted by thatlookslikeadick (@thatlookslikeadick) on

 

23) Congratulations, You Just Looked at 22 Pictures of Non-Dicks

 

 

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