1) You'll never a get a lie-in ever again because they will be up at 5am doing sun salutations
2) They will try and get you to do yoga too. Guaranteed.
"It's really good for you. Trust me!"
3) Your cupboards will be filled with Matcha green tea and Ayurvedic healthy eating plans
4) Your peanut butter toast will soon be replaced with cashew nut butter
5) Going on holiday? The yoga mat is coming too..
6) Yoga instructors are deceptively strong...
8) They don't do drama - they are super laid back
9) They will chant 'Ommm' with genuine seriousness
And you are not allowed to laugh...
10) You'll often come home to find them flat out on the floor, not moving
They're not dead, they are just in savasana
11) The house will always smell of incense and scented candles