3) Trust us, ski-in, ski-out essentially that means you’ll be living in a ghetto

6) You have to hike miles away from the lift to get any fresh powder

7) Of course, there’s no word in French for après ski…

9) And don’t even get us started on the flippin’ taxi drivers

10) If you don’t fancy skiing, there’s nothing else to do

11) If you’ve got kids they’ll probably hate their ski instructor

12) Case in point

15) To get to the French mountains you’ll have to fly, and flying’s rubbish

16) Or you’ll have to take a train, and they’re god-awful things

17) But the worst thing about France? The snowboarders tearing up the place. Vandals!

20) With nothing challenging to hit

21) And really limited options for beginners and intermediates

22) Yep, all-in-all skiing and snowboarding in France is rubbish.

23) Just the absolute worst.

To see more photos of all the awful things about skiing and snowboarding in France, check out the live Instagram feed from France’s resorts at thefrenchpisteproject.com

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