3) There’s nothing fun about snowboarding

6) And the skies are always depressingly dark

7) It’s always freezing cold…

10) I mean honestly, who wants to wake up to views like this?

11) After you’re done riding for the day there’s literally nothing to do…

12) No fun activities

15) And you need to relax, because let’s face it, snowboarding is stressful

16) The other people who do it are wankers

Sunny days in Stubai with the boys!! Regram @stalesandbech

20) The gear you have to ride in looks rubbish

21) There’s no sense of style at all

22) Plus snowboarding’s always just so same-y

23) There’s no variety when it comes to terrain

26) Or experience different cultures

27) Or meet different people

28) It’s so restrictive when it comes to how you can ride too

29) There’s no chance to express yourself

32) Nope, there’s no thrill to snowboarding really

33) No sense of danger

34) Even watching snowboarding is boring

35) So if anyone tells you they can’t wait to go snowboarding this winter, call them out on it.

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