Losing My Wanderlust: 21 "F*ck Sake" Moments Frustratingly Specific To Travelling The World - Mpora

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Losing My Wanderlust: 21 “F*ck Sake” Moments Frustratingly Specific To Travelling The World

The globe-trotting scenarios guaranteed to make you "drop the F Bomb."

1) When you have too many compartments on your rucksack, and can’t remember where you’ve put things

2) When you go to the Full Moon Party and get so f*cked up that your hangover lasts for three days

3) When you contract the mother-of-all-stomach-bugs and spend a night shitting out your internal organs

4) When someone recommends a really cool beach, and the beach looks like this

5) When you go swimming in the sea and realise you’re surrounded by animals that could kill you

6) When you wake up and discover you’ve got a really silly travel tattoo on your bum/arm/face

7) When your booked accommodation doesn’t look anything like it did on the website

8) When you’re sharing a dormitory with a couple who seem intent on loudly exploring the Kama Sutra

9) When you need a calculator to work out the exchange rate every time you buy something

 

 

10) When you’re late for a flight and the queue at airport security is worse than the ones at Disneyland

11) When you pass out on the beach and your friends get a little too creative with the sun cream

12) When you’ve already seen all of the films on the in-flight entertainment system

13) When the internet connection is so slow that it would be quicker to deliver your e-mail in person

14) When your friend brings a selfie-stick along and insists on taking a selfie every 15 minutes

15) When someone asks you what your life plan is, and you haven’t got a fucking clue what to say

16) When you’re trying to finish your bucket list, but have to keep adding new things to it

17) When you see something so amazing, that everything afterwards pales in comparison

18) When you stumble across an insect so big that you’re certain it featured in Starship Troopers

19) When you realise you’re running out of money, but desperately don’t want the adventure to end

20) When the dodgy taxi driver promises to show you the sights and sounds of (insert location) for “a very good price”

21) When your adventures come to an end, and you have to go back to reality

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