IN WHAT WAY IS IT DERANGED?
Thought the Bogeyman was scary? Meet the Yogiman. Children’s fitness teacher/creepy blowdried contortionist Yogi Oki-Doki lives on a farm with a Jamaican Rasta Rooster and a “moo cow” named How Now. These unsettling animals help Yogi Oki-Doki teach some scarred-for-life kids his patented brand of “ee-aye-ee-aye-yoga”.

PEAK OF THE FREAKINESS
It’s a toss-up between the ‘scratching chicken’ pose at 1:17 – one more bend and Yogi Oki-Doki’s head would disappear where the Sun don’t shine; the vegetable-themed song at 2:06; or the kid at 0:51 who looks like he opted out of the vegetables and chose to ingest a fistful of magic mushrooms instead.

TYPICAL YOUTUBE COMMENT
“That rooster has seen some shit…”
Pizzaguy121

IS IT A WORKOUT YOU’D ACTUALLY DO?
Not unless you wanted to feel like a total cock-a-doodle-doo.