Thought Monster was just an energy drink? Us too, but this lady has other ideas.
She believes that the drink manufacturer is a sinister front for Satan, who is using the popularity of Monster as a vessel for the Devil’s propaganda.
She has proof (and by “proof” we mean “voices in her head telling her“) that Satan is subjugating us all with glucose because the famous M logo actually spells out 666 – the number of the devil – in Hebrew.
Furthermore, the ‘o’ of ‘Monster’ forms a cross, or crucifix. When somebody drinks from a can and tips it upside down to drink it, the cross becomes inverted which again, is one of Satan’s trademarks.
It’s obvious when you think about it, isn’t it? The drinks logo does appear in a lot of places these days, and certainly isn’t confined to the world of action sports, so it’s not a bad choice for anybody trying to spread a subliminal message.
However, you kind of have to ask that if the Devil has the power to take over a multinational company to spread his word among humanity, why not just get in the elevator from Hell and zap us all with evil rays and kill us?
Or even better, remain at the head of a large, profitable company and use the gazzilions they earn to fund evil shit like war, female genital mutilation, or the career of Piers Morgan?
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