This is the most random, hilarious video we’ve seen online for ages. It’s the classic story: Boy meets weird one-armed old man, gets assaulted with a series of gardening implements… It’s like a Spinal Tap drummer’s death waiting to happen.
No wonder it’s got over a million views.
But while the video itself is truly awesome, it’s the comments underneath it on Youtube that had us really pissing ourselves. Here’s a selection of the finest, translated from Polish with the help of our friends at Google:
CzowiekDemolka it seems is not a fan of the bike riders, and isn’t afraid to say so. This provokes a typically measured internet response from other viewers…
Cock whore! Surely you pedal a tricycle and regret your ass squeezes gay!”
Martimartini isn’t the only one to feel strongly about it either. And soon a lively “debate” is taking place as to who’s in the wrong:
Things quickly get out of hand…
Before long the participants have moved on from casting aspersions on their parents’ professions to questioning their religion, nationality and even the conduct of their grandfathers during WWII:
“Fuck you in the ass the Germans, your grandfather did my lache under the barrel.”
Things just get weirder from there. This person seems to suggest not only that he’s fond of sodomising grandfathers, but also that he pays his monthly mortgage instalments in Lamborghini’s…
Meanwhile our original commenter accuses someone else of driving a Mazda…
Before the whole thing finishes in this utterly incomprehensible (but obviously furiously angry) exchange.
Isn’t it great that the internet is such a hotbed of tolerance, moderation and mutual respect?
And of course all of these are only the replies to the first comment. The second somehow manages to spark a debate between Americans and the rest of the world about gun control. You can probably guess which way that one goes…
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