More people in the United States are watching online porn because of Storm Jonas keeping them indoors. PornHub, which we’re assured is one of the worlds most popular porn websites has released statistics saying that the viewing of online grot has shot up since Jonas came and blew its load all over the East coast of the US.

The press release from Porn Hub (don’t worry, it’s SFW) suggests that since the storm hit, the amount of online porn being viewed on their site increased by a staggering 25 per cent.

And it’s the nations capital, Washington DC, that saw the greatest rise in digital bongo flicks, those grubby Capitol Hill wankers, which possibly led to some people insisting the town be renamed Washing DVDA.

Philadelphia, famously the city of brotherly love, saw grot use increase by 14 per cent, while New York saw a nine percent rise, and Boston’s porn consumption going up by eight per cent.