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27 Times Google Street View Summed Up The Ridiculousness Of The Human Race

Hand jobs, public urination, and a man with a cat on his head: Welcome to the weird world of Google Street View

Google Street View launched in 2007. With the logos plastered down their sides, and their football-on-a-coffee-machine-cameras on the roof; the Google Map cars are now instantly recognisable to millions of people all over the world.

Eight years on from the cars’ first ever roadtrips, we’ve decided to compile 27 of the most ridiculous scenes it’s come across. We’ve thrown in some dialogue, of our own creation, just to spice things up a bit. You’re welcome, people of the internet!

1) “Relax. Just Pretend Like The Google Street View Car Isn’t Capturing This Horribly Awkward Handjob.”

2) “Dude, Why Is My Van On Fire?!”

3) “You Have The Right To Remain Silent, While We Drive You Round Town In The Back Of Our Truck.”

4) “Scuba Divers, ATTACK!”

5) “Hey Man! You Wanna Buy My AK-47?”

6) “I Choose Trial By Combat.”

7) “Word Up MTV! Welcome To My Crib.”

8) “It’s Fine, Mum. I Know How To Ride A Bike.”

9) “Dude, Seriously, Why Is My Van On Fire?!”

10) “I Used To Be A Stormtrooper, Now I Just Sit Around On Street Corners.”

11) “Where Are My Clothes? Why Is The Dog Dead?”

12) “If You Wake Me From This Delightful Afternoon Nap, I Will Unleash My Deadly Superhero Powers.”

13) “Honestly, Does My Bum Look Big In This?”

14) “I’ll Piss Where I Want, Thank You Very Much.”

15) “Brick Killed A Guy.”

16) “I Know What You’re Thinking, You’re Thinking I’m A Gas-Mask-Wearing Serial Killer.”

17) “Woah! Easy There, Warhorse.”

18) “So, I’m Wearing A Cat On My Head. Big Deal”

19) “Look At My Bum. Ha! Bumz R Funnee.”

20) “Get Out Of The Way! I’m A Giant Seagull, With A Big Old Vegetable Spring Roll In My Mouth.”

21) “Pissin’ Where You Want, Not Where You Should. This Truckin’ Life Sure Is The Life For Me.”

22) “Honestly, I Was Just Doing Some Maintenance Work On The Car When My Trousers Fell Down.”

23) “Give Us Ya Tangfastics, Or I’ll Pop A Cap In Ya!”

24) “Lionel Messi, You’re Under Arrest.”

25) “There Ain’t No Party, Like A Seagull Party!”

26) “Ok, Son, This Is How You Urinate In Public.”

27) “On Your Right, You’ll See The End Of The World As We Know It.”

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27 Times Google Street View Summed Up The Ridiculousness Of The Human Race

Hand jobs, public urination, and a man with a cat on his head: Welcome to the weird world of Google Street View

1) “Relax. Just Pretend Like The Google Street View Car Isn’t Capturing This Horribly Awkward Handjob.”

2) “Dude, Why Is My Van On Fire?!”

3) “You Have The Right To Remain Silent, While We Drive You Round Town In The Back Of Our Truck.”

4) “Scuba Divers, ATTACK!”

5) “Hey Man! You Wanna Buy My AK-47?”

6) “I Choose Trial By Combat.”

7) “Word Up MTV! Welcome To My Crib.”

8) “It’s Fine, Mum. I Know How To Ride A Bike.”

9) “Dude, Seriously, Why Is My Van On Fire?!”

10) “I Used To Be A Stormtrooper, Now I Just Sit Around On Street Corners.”

11) “Where Are My Clothes? Why Is The Dog Dead?”

12) “If You Wake Me From This Delightful Afternoon Nap, I Will Unleash My Deadly Superhero Powers.”

13) “Honestly, Does My Bum Look Big In This?”

14) “I’ll Piss Where I Want, Thank You Very Much.”

15) “Brick Killed A Guy.”

16) “I Know What You’re Thinking, You’re Thinking I’m A Gas-Mask-Wearing Serial Killer.”

17) “Woah! Easy There, Warhorse.”

18) “So, I’m Wearing A Cat On My Head. Big Deal”

19) “Look At My Bum. Ha! Bumz R Funnee.”

20) “Get Out Of The Way! I’m A Giant Seagull, With A Big Old Vegetable Spring Roll In My Mouth.”

21) “Pissin’ Where You Want, Not Where You Should. This Truckin’ Life Sure Is The Life For Me.”

22) “Honestly, I Was Just Doing Some Maintenance Work On The Car When My Trousers Fell Down.”

23) “Give Us Ya Tangfastics, Or I’ll Pop A Cap In Ya!”

24) “Lionel Messi, You’re Under Arrest.”

25) “There Ain’t No Party, Like A Seagull Party!”

26) “Ok, Son, This Is How You Urinate In Public.”

27) “On Your Right, You’ll See The End Of The World As We Know It.”

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1) “Relax. Just Pretend Like The Google Street View Car Isn’t Capturing This Horribly Awkward Handjob.”

2) “Dude, Why Is My Van On Fire?!”

3) “You Have The Right To Remain Silent, While We Drive You Round Town In The Back Of Our Truck.”

4) “Scuba Divers, ATTACK!”

5) “Hey Man! You Wanna Buy My AK-47?”

6) “I Choose Trial By Combat.”

7) “Word Up MTV! Welcome To My Crib.”

8) “It’s Fine, Mum. I Know How To Ride A Bike.”

9) “Dude, Seriously, Why Is My Van On Fire?!”

10) “I Used To Be A Stormtrooper, Now I Just Sit Around On Street Corners.”

11) “Where Are My Clothes? Why Is The Dog Dead?”

12) “If You Wake Me From This Delightful Afternoon Nap, I Will Unleash My Deadly Superhero Powers.”

13) “Honestly, Does My Bum Look Big In This?”

14) “I’ll Piss Where I Want, Thank You Very Much.”

15) “Brick Killed A Guy.”

16) “I Know What You’re Thinking, You’re Thinking I’m A Gas-Mask-Wearing Serial Killer.”

17) “Woah! Easy There, Warhorse.”

18) “So, I’m Wearing A Cat On My Head. Big Deal”

19) “Look At My Bum. Ha! Bumz R Funnee.”

20) “Get Out Of The Way! I’m A Giant Seagull, With A Big Old Vegetable Spring Roll In My Mouth.”

21) “Pissin’ Where You Want, Not Where You Should. This Truckin’ Life Sure Is The Life For Me.”

22) “Honestly, I Was Just Doing Some Maintenance Work On The Car When My Trousers Fell Down.”

23) “Give Us Ya Tangfastics, Or I’ll Pop A Cap In Ya!”

24) “Lionel Messi, You’re Under Arrest.”

25) “There Ain’t No Party, Like A Seagull Party!”

26) “Ok, Son, This Is How You Urinate In Public.”

27) “On Your Right, You’ll See The End Of The World As We Know It.”

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