You’ve ensured a mate’s on hand to snap you the moment you cross that finish line, and you’ve been planning your faux-casual expression for days.
You’re aiming to strike the perfect balance between cheeky, sexy, and self-effacing. Part #fitspo, part #humblebrag. The perfect storm. The golden fleece. Total Instagram catnip – you’ll be knee-deep in Likes within minutes.
Y’know, you should give serious thought to also using this pic for your Tinder profile. It is a goddamn masterpiece.
