Whether it’s the endorphins, the adrenaline, the roaring crowds or the EDM banger blasting out the PA system, you’re definitely having a bit of a ‘moment’.
You’ve passed beyond this world, through the void, to stare straight into the face of God. And he’s staring straight back. And winking. And licking his lips a bit.
And then – *boof* – you’re back on Earth, sipping orange squash, eating a banana and gazing at your medal. Still, nice while it lasted, eh?
