Kayaking, Canoeing & Rafting

28 Times Stunning Kayak Photography Perfectly Summed Up Your Hangover

Waterfall or no waterfall... the struggle is real

1) You wake up uncertain of where you are…

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2) …and realise you’re definitely still drunk

3) You check your pockets but find no wallet or phone

4) …But spot them both on a nearby table

5) You imagine how much effort it would be to reach out and get them

6) And decide it’s far too big a task for a human whose breath still smells of jaeger

7) You still have literally no idea what happened after 12.30am last night, and it makes you feel sick

8) As your consciousness returns, you realise you’ve been in your own flat the whole time. You feel awful, but at least there’s a bed.

9) …and then the phone rings. It’s your best mate, and they’re about to remind you about everything that happened last night

10) You explain to your mate how much effort you just put in to get to the phone

11) Then they tell you EXACTLY what you did last night

12) You immediately feel even worse about life

13) After hanging up, you check your call log. You called everyone in your phone book at 4am

14) …and your wallet? There’s no money left in it. At all

15) Though you do find a truckload of card receipts

16) But, your mate said he’d drive you to [insert fast food shop here]

17) You get up and for just one second, everything feels alright. Then you feel it

18) Bam. It hits you. Hangover. Vom. Help

19) You struggle into the shower, and have to sit down

20) Your mate finally arrives, and you quickly realise getting in his tiny car was a huge mistake

21) But, eventually, you make it to [insert fast food shop here]

22) You order everything on the menu, then look at your mate, terrified, unsure if it’ll help or hinder your recovery

23) You can’t take the suspense and have a first bite. You quickly realise it was a terrible, terrible idea

24) Your stomach unleashes hell inside your ruined body

25) And you contemplate what you did in life to deserve this cruel fate

26) You’re never drinking again

27) You need to be asleep

28) …and then you remember it’s your other mate’s birthday. You’re going to have to do it all again

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