This is the most random, hilarious video we’ve seen online for ages. It’s the classic story: Boy meets weird one-armed old man, gets assaulted with a series of gardening implements… It’s like a Spinal Tap drummer’s death waiting to happen.
No wonder it’s got over a million views.
But while the video itself is truly awesome, it’s the comments underneath it on Youtube that had us really pissing ourselves. Here’s a selection of the finest, translated from Polish with the help of our friends at Google:
Cock whore! Surely you pedal a tricycle and regret your ass squeezes gay!”
Martimartini isn’t the only one to feel strongly about it either. And soon a lively “debate” is taking place as to who’s in the wrong:
Things quickly get out of hand…
“Fuck you in the ass the Germans, your grandfather did my lache under the barrel.”
Things just get weirder from there. This person seems to suggest not only that he’s fond of sodomising grandfathers, but also that he pays his monthly mortgage instalments in Lamborghini’s…
And of course all of these are only the replies to the first comment. The second somehow manages to spark a debate between Americans and the rest of the world about gun control. You can probably guess which way that one goes…
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