We’ve seen many things when we’ve been out mountain biking. And we mean a lot of things.
We’ve seen people fly over their handlebars, into trees, rupture their spleens, eat mud, land head first in dog shit. Admittedly often it’s been us.
One thing we have never before passed while we’ve been out on the trails is two people full on going at it at the side of the trails. And by going at it, yes, we mean having full-blown sexual intercourse pretty much in the middle of the path. Or not quite the middle but near enough. Like, seriously, COME ON?!
“Sources remain confused as to why the couple failed to use the trees as protection…”