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10 Ways To Ward Off Insanity While Waiting For Snow

Frustrated with the lack of snow in the Alps? Heavy drinking, pumping iron and starting a band may help...

Drink Heavily

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Drink Heavily

The alcoholic stupor resulting in excess will mean you won’t know what day it is. Before you know it, the lifts will turn and the perfect hangover cure will be within your grasp.

Possible side effects include: losing close friends, girlfriends, new friends etc., liver failure before snow falls, alcoholism, not enough money left to eat let alone ski.*

*Mpora and its publishers do not endorse the abuse of alcohol

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