Cyclocross seems to be about three main things; ridiculously intense riding, drinking Belgian beer, and getting really, really muddy.
This one should speak for itself in that respect. We’ve got some shampoo and shower gel so you can wash yourself for hours and return to your regular shade of skin colour.
We’ve also got some Hoegaarden wheat beer for after so you can fit in with everyone else, and a treadmill, because you’re going to need to be super, duper fit to keep peel yourself off that muddy floor, get back on your bike and finish.
