1) "I never said I would drink from my trainers, just that I could"
2) “I can smell fish. Or ice-cream. I'm not sure which one"
2) “What are dirt jumps made out of…"
3) “How the fuck can I have lost seven Pot Noodles?"
“Why the fuck did you bring seven Pot Noodles?"
4) Upon turning down a rolled cigarette…
“Nah man, I keep dreaming about Pocahontas"
5) “Some of the best times of my life have come after buying gurners off 15 year olds"
6) When asked what it’s like in the VIP area
“It’s a field with toilets that aren’t covered in shit"
7) “Alice said she’d meet me at the big Tepee tent, but I can’t find it on the map"
8) “I’ve drank three litres of Aldi wine from a bag. I need a burrito, a sleep, and a shit. In that order"
9) “Do you know how much piss is in the average dreadlock?"
10) "Think about it. By now, we all smell like each others shit. I mean… we have to"
11) “Why do you keep giving people water? You’re not Jesus"
12) "Is Lemmy here? I heard he was meant to be here"
13) “If you stand by the speakers, you can ...like... feel what the music sounds like"
15) “ Nah, the ice cream man said he didn’t sell fags… Dunno, maybe they just don’t around here"
(NB: no quotes are arbitrated to any person or company pictured)