Music, skateboarding, BMX; it was all happening at this year's NASS Festival. In honour of this, and the festival in general, here's the 15 most WTF things we heard during our time there.

1) "I never said I would drink from my trainers, just that I could"

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2) “I can smell fish. Or ice-cream. I'm not sure which one"

Photo: Victoria Clayton / Mpora

 

2) “What are dirt jumps made out of…"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

 

3) “How the fuck can I have lost seven Pot Noodles?"

“Why the fuck did you bring seven Pot Noodles?"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

4) Upon turning down a rolled cigarette…

“Nah man, I keep dreaming about Pocahontas"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

 

5) “Some of the best times of my life have come after buying gurners off 15 year olds"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

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6) When asked what it’s like in the VIP area

“It’s a field with toilets that aren’t covered in shit"

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7) “Alice said she’d meet me at the big Tepee tent, but I can’t find it on the map"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

 

8) “I’ve drank three litres of Aldi wine from a bag. I need a burrito, a sleep, and a shit. In that order"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

 

9) “Do you know how much piss is in the average dreadlock?"

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10) "Think about it. By now, we all smell like each others shit. I mean… we have to"

Photo: Victoria Clayton / Mpora

 

11) “Why do you keep giving people water? You’re not Jesus"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

 

12) "Is Lemmy here? I heard he was meant to be here"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

 

13) “If you stand by the speakers, you can ...like... feel what the music sounds like"

Photo: James Renhard / Mpora

 

15) “ Nah, the ice cream man said he didn’t sell fags… Dunno, maybe they just don’t around here"

 

(NB: no quotes are arbitrated to any person or company pictured)

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