Thousands of years from now, future generations will be searching through the rubble left behind by human civilisation. In amongst that wreckage, they’ll discover a thing. That thing, and you heard it here first, will be a hydraulic press. Not just any hydraulic press, you understand. THE hydraulic press. The hydraulic press; star of everyone’s favourite YouTube channel – Hydraulic Press Channel.
The scavengers will look at the hydraulic press and wonder how on earth it’s survived so long when everything else around it has crumbled to dust. Of course, at this stage in our timeline, His Majesty Donald Trump the VIII will have already blown up the internet so they’ll literally be no way for anyone to bathe in the glow of the YouTube videos it featured in. We pity these people of the future, because to live in the time of the Hydraulic Press Channel is truly a wonderful thing.