Roller Soccer (or “fuck ball” as we like to call it) is a strange amalgamation of football and inline skating.

Two teams of five play on a small court, and have to roll a bag of wind around in a bid to score more goals than the other team. So, it’s basically five-a-side on inline skates then.

Some claim it’s actually existed since just after the Second World War, but recent years have seen somewhat of a resurgence. So much so, that world cups are held every year in different cities across the world.

In these tournaments, the French have been dominant, which is as greater stain on their nation as the state of their motorway toilets. Zut alors!

Chances of taking off: 1/10

No doubt the hipsters of the world will give it a go but, as with all things hip, as soon as the stench of popularity hits it, it immediately becomes passe, and reverts to dying a slow death.