Sometimes a question is posed that it’s impossible to find the answer to. What is your favourite song by The Smiths. When will the sun next shine in Manchester? Which of your children is your favourite. Actually, forget that last one. We feel certain most parents have a secret soft spot for the quietest one.

Today, we stumbled across a video that made us add another question to that list: What do you like least, fast food chains or cocky shits on scooters?

This video is the offending article that led us to this new existential dilemma. A scooter sort thinking he’s all cool for flipping off the counter in McDonalds, when all he’s really doing is making life awkward for the burger-serving staff.

Thug life, it is not.