Question: are remote control cars the best thing in the entirety of the known universe? Answer: yes, of course they are. Everyone knows this. Everyone! Remote control cars are absolutely superb. They’re like normal cars, but smaller. What?! Precisely.
Here at the action sports and adventure website Mpora, we love remote control cars. We love them more than Hyundai i10s, we love them more than Fiat 500s, we love them more than aerodynamic sex-tractors. Hey Mpora! What’s an aerodynamic sex-tractor?! Never you mind, readers. Never you mind.