Bungee jumping. You’re probably familiar with it. People jumping off things while attached to bungee ropes (usually in New Zealand – if your friend’s “gap year” Facebook photo albums are anything to go by), screaming blue murder and then losing their phone. Wait, what? What’s this about losing phones? Surely, nobody in the history of bungee jumping has ever gone bungee jumping with their phone still in their pocket? That’s a recipe for disaster if ever we’ve heard one.
Introducing this bungee jumping Irish dude, who we don’t know the name of so we’ll just call him Bungee McBungeeFace and be done with it, who lost his mobile while bungee jumping. The range of emotions this man goes through in the space of 47 seconds must be some sort of record for amount of emotions experienced by a man within a 47 second timeframe. First, he’s scared of the jump. Then he’s deliriously happy. And then, when he checks his pocket and realises his phone has fallen out, he becomes a tragic mixture of anger and sadness. Poor guy.