If we all looked as content as this guy all the time, it would be easy to see why people hate cyclists.

If you’ve reached the end of the list, you’ve probably noticed that most methods of transport have made an appearance– cars, buses, even pedestrians and some certain forms of cyclist.

However, we are well aware that this works both ways. If you are a regular cycling commuter, you’ve already learnt to deal with the fact that pedestrians hate you, cars hate you, taxis hate you, and buses HATE you.

I’m not cycling on the wrong side of the road, and I’m not going to ‘f*ck off and cycle on the pavement’. That would be illegal.

Although this is the final point on a list of things that are a nightmare for commuters though, for the majority of cyclists, the seething hatred of all other commuters actually isn’t the worst thing in the world.

There’s always an element of smugness on offer as you whizz down the road in the fresh air, making your own route and winking knowingly at the boxed up travellers glaring on with avid hatred.

And yes bus drivers, we are talking about you.

Dicks.

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