Now, here’s some news for you. You know when signs say ‘Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted’? That’s actually bullshit. You can’t go to prison for trespassing.

So, why not make trespassing your new hobby? You’ve already explored the abandoned hospital. Why not take your deck on a trip to a shopping centre at night? Or a real working hospital in the daytime?

People also love it when you burst into their back garden at night and start shredding around their empty drained swimming pool.

Buckingham Palace is obviously the pinnacle of all good trespassers’ lists. It’s one of the only places in the UK where you can get arrested for trespassing, so make the most of it.

When the Secret Service are flown in whisk you and your precious board off to the clink, you know you’ve won.