Do Some Serious Property Damage
Do Some Serious Property Damage
Grind the shit out of everything you see. Rails, steps, curbs, street corners. Even old ladies’ walking sticks and particularly snazzy-looking parked cars.
We personally like practicing hippie jumps over shiny new Maseratis. Although for some reason, their owners aren’t too keen…
Harking back to that abandoned property, invite all your mates over for a proper underground rave. Buy a serious sound system. Blast music so loud that it makes cats howl and the windows break.
Smash doors. Start a fire. Drop in from the roof rafters. Piss in cups and throw them around the place. Skiers are well versed in these kinds of antics.
When the popo come to arrest you, make sure you are secretly filming it on your phone. Get them to say some stupid shit and you will be a YouTube sensation.