Kids these days; with their hats, their attitude, and their unwrinkled skin. They don’t know how good they’ve got it. I mean, social media for crying out loud! It’s media, but…social. It’s media with a twist, it’s social media, it’s social-flippin’-media.
One of the best things about all this social media malarkey is Twitter. Maybe you’ve heard of it, maybe you’re on it; it’s been going since 2006 and it’s kind of a big deal. There’s even Twitter awards now, with categories like ‘Most Inspirational Tweeter’, ‘Best Twitter Bromance’, and ‘Most #Selfie Obsessed Star.’ I’m not even joking.
Welcome to 2015. This is the world we’re living in.
In honour of this social media phenomenon, we decided to scour the Twitter-verse in a bid to find some funny tweets related, in someway, to skateboarding. These might make you chuckle, they might make you want to palm your smartphone repeatedly into your own face; whatever they make you do, be sure to tweet about it.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a 900 kickflip mctwist but it was last summer and only his cousin saw it and you don’t know him
— bea_ker (@bea_ker) June 7, 2015
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night is the best film about an Iranian skateboarding vampire, her boyfriend and his cat you’ll see this year. — Alice Bell (@alicebell) June 2, 2015
*buys tight jeans *gets skateboard *gains ability to turn into werewolf *wins NBA MVP award 10 years in a row, gets mad puss — Austrian Deer Food (@sfreeze6) February 16, 2015
LA is a city of people too old to be skateboarding — Andrew Santino (@CheetoSantino) June 2, 2015
Sometimes I like to watch street league skateboarding to see how the pros wear beanies. — Tien Tran (@HankTina) June 1, 2015
Trying not to get hit or spill my coffee or lose my glasses while skateboarding down this sidewalk. CAUSE OF DEATH: Hipster — Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) June 2, 2015
I just spent $100 dollars at pac-sun so you can say I’m pretty serious about skateboarding — My space celebrity (@onlinewweman) June 1, 2015
Just went to the XTreme skateboarding park and got Xtremely skinned knees due to being Xtremely old and doing something Xtremely stupid. — Katie Sullivan (@KatieExpat) June 1, 2015
I hope they make Caitlyn Jenner an unlockable character in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 5 — Jake softserv Walski (@JakeSirWalski) June 1, 2015
just read the leaked script of THPS5, wow I can’t believe Bob Burnquist was Tony Hawk’s father this whole time — Cybershell (@Cybershell) June 1, 2015
I saw a group of skaters last night that looked like what would happen if you created players on Tony Hawk with your eyes closed. — Kevin Moran (@KevJMo) May 31, 2015
Birds can’t actually fly, they are just using the Tony Hawk low gravity cheat — samuel gates (@samuelcgates) May 31, 2015
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2!!!!!!! — snebly jacboson (@shelbyjacobson) May 30, 2015
Hello, I have a prescription, I got it from my doctor, Doctor Teen Let’s see here (close-up of prescription) CIGARETTES SKATEBOARD BUTTS — A fancy boy (@Degrell) October 11, 2014
girls love when i lose control of my skateboard and knock them into a duck pond — ford✨ (@teddybIess) March 22, 2014
just saw an english bulldog run into a guy on a skateboard and knock him the fuck down. this is the best day of my life. — Bubastis (@chrisdubie) September 7, 2013
X-Games should make e-sports athletes drop in on the halfpipe before they can pick up their controllers. — RickyFTW (@rickyftw) June 6, 2015
Tony Hawk just front flipped out the half pipe at the age of 56 s/o future — Mackned (@NedsWorld) June 6, 2015
Professional skateboarding. It’s a half-pipe dream. — Josh Howie (@joshxhowie) May 25, 2015
Pun of the Day: What do you call a skateboarder who likes Starbucks? A coffee grinder. — Galen Bergsten (@CyanFrost) September 16, 2014
What do you call a whiney skateboarder? Moany hawk — Tom McElveen (@TomMcElveen) April 7, 2013
HEY BABY IS YOUR ASS GLOBAL WARMING BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT EXISTS IN SPITE OF OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY — cool skateboard dad (@laktose) March 2, 2015
[Incredible] One Kid’s Skateboard Trick Nearly Leads To Political Chaos — good tweets haver (@jetgreguar) March 11, 2015
— Mpora (@Mpora) April 27, 2015