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21 Reasons Why You Should Never Go Skiing in St Anton

Anyone who tells you they love the Austrian ski resort must be lying

1) Skiing in St Anton is rubbish. The pistes are too crowded

Photo: Dan Sharp

2) The weather is always terrible

Photo: Chris Talintyre

3) You’ll never make any new friends

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4) And you can’t get a decent meal on the mountain

Photo: Lis Winner

5) The views are average

Photo: Andres Reynaga

6) The off piste is non-existent

Photo: Dan Sharp

7) What is there is always tracked out

Photo: Dan Sharp

8) And the Austrians are famous for hating parties

Photo: Andres Reynaga

9) No one there has a sense of adventure

Photo: Andres Reynaga

10) The mountain guides aren’t very friendly

Photo: Dan Sharp

11) There’s nothing challenging to ride

Photo: Andres Reynaga

12) It’s impossible to get a decent bottle of wine…

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

13) And did we mention that the food is atrocious?

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

14) Plus you can’t get a snack for love nor money

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

15) No one ever has a good time in St. Anton

Photo: Dan Sharp

16) All the accommodation is pokey

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

17) There’s nowhere to relax

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

18) And nothing to do if you don’t like skiing

Photo: Dan Sharp

19) There’s no heliskiing

Photo: Dan Sharp

20) There are no big mountains…

Photo: Milos Jokic

21) In short, there’s nothing worth visiting St Anton for at all.

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Chris stayed at the Hotel Tannenhof courtesy of Wucher Helicopter

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