You step out of your front door to this

Instead of this

“Traditional food” means this

Instead of this

You’ll be Instagramming stuff like this

Instead of this

And even if you’re stood in a queue at least it’s beautiful

As opposed to… well, this.

You get to breathe fresh air

Instead of someone’s armpit smell

And you may even get a tan

Which let’s face it, ain’t that likely in winter in London

Beanies and goggles make the opposite sex automatically hot

(Well most of the time…)

Plus you can check ’em out without anyone knowing

Getting fit outdoors…

…beats sweating it out in crowded gyms

And when when you’re done for the day you can enjoy this guilt free

The Alps might seem like a long way to go for a weekend

But if you know how you can get there surprisingly quickly

And anyway, would you really rather a weekend of this…

…than this?

Nope, thought not.

Make tracks to the mountains as quickly as possible with British Airways. Flying from London City to Geneva three times a day and London City to Chambery three times a week.