What it means to the general public: Cuboid structure made from cardboard, used for the secure packaging of goods. Also a name for a vagina used by men who very rarely get to experience a vagina.
What it means to snowboarders: Often found in the park, it’s a hard, flat, smooth piece of perspex, ideal for learning how to do boardslides on, or buttering along if you’re flash.
28) Donkey Dick
What it means to the general public: The reproductive organs of the thing that’s like a shitty horse.
What it means to snowboarders: A rail that goes down, but has a flat flick at the end. Some also call these Donkey Kick rails, but would you trust anybody that missed the opportunity to say Donkey Dick?
What it means to the general public: The removal of unwanted body hair from a person, using hot, liquid wax and something that looks like a sanitary towel.
What it means to snowboarders: The cleaning and lubricating of the base of your snowboard, ensuring correct maintenance, and meaning you go a bit faster next time you take it out.
What it means to the general public: The triangular front sail of a boat
What it means to snowboarders: To ride rails and boxes, hitting jumps, and bonking anything you see into oblivion.
What it means to the general public: Small plastic disk sewn onto items of clothing to ensure they stay fastened.
What it means to snowboarders: Stupid, stupid lift thing with a pole and a small disk designed by skiers, for skiers.
What it means to the general public: Yellow dairy product that’s particularly delicious on toast, and is either very bad for your health, or very good for you health, depending on who’s funded the scientific study in that days newspaper.
What it means to snowboarders: A ground trick where the snowboarder puts their weight onto the nose or tail of the board before rotating around. Simple and fun, just like the daft kid you necked at your first school disco.
33) Bird Bath
What it means to the general public: A ornament often found in public parks or the gardens of grandmas, designed for birds to bathe in. Possibly aided the spread of avian flu.
What it means to snowboarders: The out-stretched scrotum of a moustachioed Icelandic man, into which alcohol is poured and then drank by another human being. Did nothing to add to the spread of avian flu.
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