“Know any good jokes?” If you are anything like me, your heart will sink when someone pipes up with this lame attempt to break the ice.
God, I hate jokes. 99 per cent of them are just awful and the ones that aren’t are too lame to even entertain your five year-old cousin.
We’re here to tell you some snowboard jokes. Just to warn you now, these aren’t good snowboard jokes – they are really, really bad and mainly offensive towards us sideways sliders.
Here we go… Don’t say we didn’t warn you.