It’s Movember where men across the country grow ill-advised moustaches in the name of *ahem* charity. Which furry caterpillar looks most like yours?
1. You are backcountry riding, hunter-gatherer type. A total legend among men. You deserve everyone’s respect.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Eric-Jackson-Profile-P-Lib-Tech.jpg)
2. You’re a bit sensitive, a bit mysterious and only wear tight 90s lycra ski wear. No one really knows what’s under your bandana
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/apolo-anton-ohno-P-poptower.com_-680x841.jpg)
3. You can’t grow a beard, but you’re going to try anyway.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/StisplO-P-Reddit-680x382.jpg)
4. You can’t grow one either.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Full-Beard-Beanie-Mustache-Mask-Face-Warmer-Ski-Winter-Hat-Cap-Gift-Adult-Unisex-warmly-hats.jpg)
5. You’re an adventurer of the old school kind. You’ll only be found racing in L’Eroica Storica and riding down mountains in tweed pantaloons.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gunga40..jpg)
6. You are French. You like cheese, garlic and icy mogul runs.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Slovenian-skiier-P-TheScore.com_.jpg)
7. You are old. Really, really old. But you still rip on a surfboard.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/long-beard.jpg)
8. You’re a city slicker that’s been let loose on the ski slopes after twenty thousand years stuck in an office. All follicle-related hell has unfolded.
9. You skate and therefore you need a beer holder. Beard, meet beer.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Hipster-Beard-P-tagroom.com_.jpg)
10. You’re a road cyclist who likes to twizzle
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/zabriskie.jpg)
11. You want people to think you’re a beer-swigging, Harley riding badass. Actually you cry at John Lewis Christmas adverts.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/horse-shoe-P-Phillips-680x382.jpg)
12. You worship Jah, smoke ganja, hang ten and haven’t washed your beard since 1987
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/haffey_morris-680x453.jpg)
13. You can’t make up your mind whether you’re a fully-bearded maverick or clean shaven shredder with a rat’s tail dread. So, you went for both.
![](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mug_BestFacialHair.jpg)
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