The Stoner is content to be on the beach. He claims he surfs but we’ve never actually seen him in the water. And to be honest that’s probably for the best as he seems to spend his whole life totally baked. When he is not sitting on the beach completely mesmerised by the surfers in front of him, he can be found in the local bar nursing the same beer for hours on end speaking very slowly to anyone who will engage with him and never really making much sense.

N.B Most stoner surfers will not be as good looking as Matthew McConaughey or as cool as Woody Harrelson.