You’d think the the crossover section in the venn diagram between surfers and ninjas would be pretty small – and you’d be right, but that didn’t the stop the making of this movie.

Two teen surfers from LA discover they’re the princes of a far-flung East Asian kingdom and overthrow the evil dictator, Colonel Chi (played by Leslie Nielsen). It is unknown how much of a part surfing plays in this coup as I haven’t watched the film. Answers on a postcard.

Best Line: ‘I’ll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old “Man to wave friction reducing vehicle’.. Surfboard!’