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50 Reasons Why You Should Never Go Travelling

Anyone who claims they actually like travelling is lying.

1) Whenever someone tells you that they love travelling the world and seeing new places…

2) …don’t listen to them…

3) …don’t listen to their lies

4) Travelling the world is rubbish

5) You won’t see beautiful sunsets…

6) …or sleep in unusual places

7) You won’t eat interesting food…

8) …or meet interesting people

9) You won’t tick things off your bucket list

10) You won’t have the best night of your life

11) You won’t be able to relax…

12) …or learn things about different cultures

13) You won’t smile…

14) …or laugh…

15) …or do anything fun

16) You won’t go on road trips…

17) …or elephant trips…

18) …or camel trips

19) You won’t see amazing cities…

20) …or be able to just get away from it all

21) Did we mention that travelling is rubbish?

22) Seriously…

23) …it sucks

24) You won’t be able to keep in touch with people

 

25) …or escape people

26) Good luck seeing amazing wildlife…

27) …on land…

28) …or under the sea

29) You’ll never do things you wouldn’t normally do

30) The Northern Lights are boring

31) So. Boring

32) Speaking of boring, you ever seen a volcano?

33) Don’t waste your time…

34) …they’re boring

35) And besides, nobody speaks English…

36) What’s the point?

37) It’s bad for your health…

38) …and all-round peace of mind

39) You won’t get any stories from travelling…

40) …or see weird things that make you LOL

41) You’re probably too old to go travelling…

42) …or way too young

43) Why would anyone go travelling?

44) There’s nothing cool about travelling…

45) …nothing sexy about it either

46) Why are we still talking about travelling?

47) WHY?!

48) Nobody should go travelling…

49) NOBODY!

50) Stay at home…don’t go travelling

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