If this video from the University of Miami’s Delta Chapter is anything to go by, university life in the States is a far-flung frisbee throw from our own experiences of higher education in Britain.
University in Britain is all about getting shit-faced as often as possible. It’s about all-day FIFA sessions, eating beans off mouldy bread, pissing up against a shopping centre at two in the morning, and occasionally showing up for lectures with unwashed hair and a curry-stained hoody.
It’s not, as far as we can recall, about wake-boarding behind speedboats, sailing on private yachts with your gal-pals, and inexplicably holding pineapples on the beach (see below).