4) Hiking is rubbish

9) Hiking is lame

10) Hiking is boring

11) You can’t have a laugh hiking

15) Dude, you’ve got kids…you can’t go hiking

16) Did we mention that hiking is rubbish?

17) There’s nothing healthy about hiking

21) Thinking about going hiking?

22) Why?

23) Why would you?

24) Why even bother?

25) Your sofa is way more interesting

29) How many times can we say it?

30) Don’t. Go. Hiking

31) You’ll hate every second of it

32) Hiking sucks

33) Stare at the wall of your lounge instead…

34) …or sit on your sofa some more

35) Just don’t…

36) …whatever you do…

37) …put on your boots…

38) …and go for a hike

39) Hiking is for chumps

40) You’re not a chump, are you? Wait. Where are you going?

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