1. November just seems to drag on forever….
2. … But you’ll enjoy telling everyone that you’re living in a ski resort for the winter
3. You’ll spend hours watching these…
4. And doing this…
5. Snow is your religion. This will be your church.
6. Every morning you’ll open your curtains, hoping for snow….
7. … And see none. Seriously? None?
8. Maybe this is going to be the year when, y’know, it just DOESN’T snow
9. You tell yourself you’re totally getting fit this season
10. You’re going to drink green tea and lift weights every damn day
11. Inevitably you’ll end up eating your body weight in cheese and passing out from too much Mutzig
12. You’ll have these on lock in no time…
13. … And won’t look like this. Ever.
14. You’ll learn to speak the local language
15. And won’t spend all your hard earned cash on this…
16. You’ll go on one of those backcountry expeditions you’ve always said you’d go on
17. …But you’ll obviously need to buy a LOT of essential new kit first
18. You’ll spend every day staring out of your window, waiting, waiting…
19. Because, in no time, life will look like this
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