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19 Thoughts Every Seasonaire Has While Waiting For Snow

Maybe it just won't snow this year...

1. November just seems to drag on forever….

passed out

2. … But you’ll enjoy telling everyone that you’re living in a ski resort for the winter

smug

3. You’ll spend hours watching these…

ski movie

4. And doing this…

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5. Snow is your religion. This will be your church.

snow forecast

6. Every morning you’ll open your curtains, hoping for snow….

excited dog

7. … And see none. Seriously? None?

wtf is this cat

8. Maybe this is going to be the year when, y’know, it just DOESN’T snow

panic

9. You tell yourself you’re totally getting fit this season

get fit

10. You’re going to drink green tea and lift weights every damn day

fitness freak

11. Inevitably you’ll end up eating your body weight in cheese and passing out from too much Mutzig

fall over

12. You’ll have these on lock in no time…

snow trick

13. … And won’t look like this. Ever.

ski fail 2

14. You’ll learn to speak the local language

pineapple

15. And won’t spend all your hard earned cash on this…

drinking booze

16. You’ll go on one of those backcountry expeditions you’ve always said you’d go on

Photo:
Photo: Roberto Bertero

17. …But you’ll obviously need to buy a LOT of essential new kit first

Photo: Two Sticks & A Board.com
Photo: Two Sticks & A Board.com

18. You’ll spend every day staring out of your window, waiting, waiting…

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19. Because, in no time, life will look like this

ski crazy

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