The Hipster
The Hipster
So, you’re getting into cycling and you want everyone else on a bike to think you’re a dickhead? Well then do we have the starter pack for you!
In the top left you’ll see you’re new ride – a fixed-gear bike with wooden handlebars. Why? No reason! No reason at f*?!cking all!
We’ve also chucked in some of those weird glasses that don’t actually help your vision, a t-shirt that shows how much you care about the environment, and a pare of skinny jeans that used to belong to your ex.
But if we’re being perfectly honest, you probably already own those things, don’t you?