Sharks, man. Not a fan. Not a fan in the slightest. We know that people are always saying things like “you’re more likely to be killed by your Aunt Margaret’s toaster than be eaten by a shark” but, quite frankly, these types of comments do little to reassure us. We’ve seen Jaws, man. We know how shit goes down.
And now, would you believe it, the Hydraulic Press Channel has uncovered an exploding shark. AN EXPLODING SHARK. Wait! Wait! Wait! Before you arm yourself to the teeth, tie your favourite tie around your forehead in the style of Rambo, and declare war against all of the animals in the ocean…you should know that the exploding shark is just a bit of silly fun (technically it’s nothing more than a CO2 cartridge wrapped in some blue Play-Doh).