HOW TO SPOT ONE: Draped in enough cutting-edge tech to control a NASA probe, the Cybernetic Robo-Runner is intent on gathering more data about their twice-weekly run that you’d think might be necessary for anyone who’s not about to be called up for the Olympics.

They’re a sprinting robot from the future, on the run from evil space-cops!

They’ve got a heart-rate monitor strapped across their chest, which transmits data to a fitness tracker on their wrist, which Bluetooths stats to the phone on their arm, which streams training instructions to their wireless GPS headphones… and they’re loving it. They’re a sprinting robot from the future, on the run from evil space-cops! Pew pew! Zzzap!

If they could get their trainers to talk in a KITT-off-Knight-Rider voice, they totally would.

HOW TO DRIVE THEM MENTAL: Hide their chargers (all 12 of them).