The rich Russian ladies wear tightly fitted ski wear (usually Chanel) which is complemented by a severe smile, and perfectly quaffed hair. She’ll stand by looking nonchalant while oligarch hubby barks orders at the chalet girl, driver, ski guide, lifty and whoever else gets in his way.

This guy makes more money per annum than the GDP of an entire central African country and owns most of their natural resources. He’ll also probably arrive in resort a week earlier than his wife with a bevy of high class hookers and ex-KGB bodyguards in tow – much to the delight of the chalet girl who will get a generous wad of cash for keeping her trap shut when the wife and kids arrive. Cut these guys up at your peril, it may be the last mistake you make.